[Help. I am being held prisoner. The animals are forcing me to translate a message from them, to you, the readers of Alpine Learning Series Online. This is much, much worse than The Birds.]
Rooooooerrrrr. Rooooer. Ruh ruh ruh. Meh meh meh. Aroauuuuuugh, roo roo roo. Arrreeeeeee! Arreeeeeee! Waaaaahn!
[Pate the gander says that his leg is getting better, but he demands immediate delivery of three cases of *fresh* lettuce to complete his recovery. Or else!]
Quuuaaaaaak quaaaak quack quak qua. Qua-qua Qua-qua Qua-qua-qua-qua. QUACK QUACK QUACK!
[The Runner Duck named Snoop says she wants more worms, and she wants them *now*.]
Uh-raq uh-raq uh-rak uh-rak.
[That's Kiki the guinea. She said, "If you don't give me millet twice a day, I'll peck your windows all day long."]
Quaaaaa, quaaaaa, QUAAAAAAAAAACK!
[Clack the Pekin Duck says "I'm gonna lay, I'm gonna lay, I'm laying an Eggggggg!"]
Mah mah mah mah mah,
Ruh-uh ruh-uh ruh-uh Ruuuuh;
Wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh.
[Foie the Goose claims it is a Haiku but I'm not so sure. Loosely translated, she said "Is pate a man, or will the boy become man; we shall see in spring."]
[Please help. I can't take these demands for food, worms; and the poetry is killing me. I can't make it another day!]
No comments:
Post a Comment