NEWSFLASH: Sally Muscovy Escapes, Arrested

(AP) Sally the Muscovy took flight this morning, escaping the Alpine Learning Center Compound. "Quack quack quack quack", said Snowball, her mate. ALC police gave chase and located her on the ground, half way to the freedom of the pond on the neighboring property. She did not resist arrest. The trial was swift and decisive. She was fined 4" of her flight feathers and released back to the yard.